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1. Sex.

2. Sex.

3. Sex. Wait, didn't I already do this one yesterday?

4. Beer. Preferably cold.

5. Food. Preferably steak, jerky, or some other kinda red meat. None o' that salad bullshit.

6. When am I next gonna be able t'kill somethin'? My claws're itchin' here.

7. ...why did Jimmy bother carryin' guns into all those battles when he just tosses 'em away?

Date: 2011-04-25 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
Just 'cause they're standard issue don't mean I want 'em.

Date: 2011-04-25 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
So don't take 'em in the first place! Jesus, that's like goin' into a brothel an' payin' for a hug.

Date: 2011-04-25 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
Fuck's sake... You know as well as I do we don't need the damn guns.

Date: 2011-04-25 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Jimmy, we don't really need clothes, but that don't mean I don't wanna wear 'em!

Date: 2011-04-25 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
Sure 'bout that? You take 'em off any excuse you got.

Date: 2011-04-25 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Only when I'm guaranteed t'get some tail.

Date: 2011-04-25 08:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchwithabite.livejournal.com
*leaves a salad on the table with a NOTE!: Dear Victor, I know you love the rabbit food so there's extra carrots and lettuce for you. <3* *RUNS LIKE HELL*

Date: 2011-04-25 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
*finds it*

What the fuckin'---

Date: 2011-04-25 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchwithabite.livejournal.com
*beams, will be hiding in some water now*

Date: 2011-04-25 08:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchwithabite.livejournal.com
*HIDE THE SCENT, HIDE THE SCENT!*

Date: 2011-04-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
*GET OUT OF THE BATH SO I CAN SMELL YA*

Date: 2011-04-25 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchwithabite.livejournal.com
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WILL EAT ME FOR DINNER INSTEAD OF YER RABBIT FOOD!*

Date: 2011-04-25 09:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitchwithabite.livejournal.com
*NOT DINNER!*

>:(

Date: 2011-04-28 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxrain.livejournal.com
How am I ever gonna get Ariel and Jimmy to eat their vegetables if Daddy won't?

Date: 2011-04-29 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Ah, I'm sure they'll manage. Ain't like they're old enough t'care yet, anyways.

Date: 2011-04-30 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxrain.livejournal.com
Yeah, but they will be sooner than you think.

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