Om nom nom nom

[watch_the_nails]

((OOC: Okay, this is all 45825243_t78_a's fault. We've long held the opinion that Victor looks like a hamster here and there (it's the cheeks, right?) so I've re-written Lady GaGa's 'Poker Face' for him, or indeed, any other small, stubby-tailed rodent.))





Om nom nom nom
Om nom nom nom

I wanna stuff my cheeks with alfalfa and seeds
Store ‘em in my pouches so that later I can feast
You’d be quite amazed at how much my mouth can conceal
Suckin’ on a pine nut as I run around my wheel

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Won’t eat ‘em whole, I’ll dig ‘em a hole
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
Won’t eat ‘em fast, like my nuts to last

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Always got to chew on somethin’)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Always got to chew on somethin’)

H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)
H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)

I wanna roll around within my little ball
Chase me round and round your lounge and run along the hall
And when it comes to bedtime I just won’t curl up and sleep
I rustle in my sawdust and let out a little squeak

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I sleep all day, at night I can play
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
So cut the crap, and just let me nap

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Bite you if you try an’ wake me)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Bite you if you try an’ wake me)

H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)
H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)

I will try and find my way out
Of this cage, and I will stay out
If I can ‘cause you won’t see that
I am missin’, til’ you see my whiskers twitchin’
Round the edge of your couch cushions
I’ll have chewed them all to nothin’
And then you cut me no slack
‘Til I’m back in my Rotastak

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Like a small and furred Houdini)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Like a small and furred Houdini)

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Small and sweet and soft and teeny)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Small and sweet and soft and teeny)

Can't beat my,
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Might look cute but I’m a meanie)
Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No you can't beat my hamster face
(Might look cute but I’m a meanie)

H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)
H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)

H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)
H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)

H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)
H-h-h-hamster face, h-h-hamster face
(Om nom nom nom)

Comments

[animalpriestess.livejournal.com]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Mwahaha, thank you! XD It only took me about a sugar-filled hour to re-write that!))

[animalpriestess.livejournal.com]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Mwahaha! Excellent. Then my work here is done. XD And as for what I'm on - sugar! Sugar and caffeine. I am very caffeine-sensitive. You should see me on Diet Coke and Chilli Heatwave Doritos.))

[animalpriestess.livejournal.com]

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Dunno if they do, but the Diet Coke/Doritos combo sends me into hell of a crazy mood. O_O People have also thought I was high on something when I've had a Curly Wurly - which is a chocolate-and-caramel bar here in the UK! It's something about the E-numbers.))

[animalpriestess.livejournal.com]

[makesppldead.livejournal.com]

This, is priceless. Wade would love to sing it all around him now.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Oh, by all means, go ahead. Victor will stuff his cheeks at him in defiance.

[makesppldead.livejournal.com]

l.m.a.o.

*You sonofabitch omnomnomnomnom.*

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *resurrects?*))

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

...wait, WTF, Vicky?

((OOC: Uh-oh. o_O))

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Bro, you're a genius. A hamster-faced genius, but still a genius.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Couldn'ta done it without you, Bro. Asshole.

[jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com]

I think Nat might've bruised a rib laughing.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Victor glares at her and stuffs his cheeks with more jerky.

[pdxrain.livejournal.com]

Generally, I don't like Filk, but this one is made of WIN! I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself!

*Kisses Victor's hamster face*

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Then my work here is done!

[proper-twinkie.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, that's adorable. And you know I was sitting here singing it too.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

*grins and purrs*

Thank you! ^_^