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Your Penis Name Is: El Presidente



Keep it in your pants!




...what can I say. Even got a theme song, too.

Date: 2010-01-23 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
Is that what Ric calls it when you guys make out?

Date: 2010-01-23 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Shut the fuck up, Jimmy! Me and Ric do not make out!

Date: 2010-01-23 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
'Course you don't.

Anyway, since I'm sure you wanna know...


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I think it fits. Takes some work sometimes, but in the end, it always fits.

Date: 2010-01-23 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
....y'know what, I really didn't need t'know that. Or THAT, Jesus.

Date: 2010-01-23 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
That mean you don't wanna know the theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Ky5R-vxns)?

Date: 2010-01-23 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Oh, for fuck's sake! Christoper Walken's dancin' on your cock now?

Date: 2010-01-23 10:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
Just saying it's got the moves.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
The moves? Goddammit, Jimmy, I don't wanna know how your dick moves! Ever!

Date: 2010-03-05 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] proper-twinkie.livejournal.com
...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I love you, Logan.

Date: 2010-03-05 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com
You too, darlin'.

'Course, that raises the question...
What do you call it?

Date: 2010-01-23 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
I'll have to remember that.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Y'start callin' it that an' I swear I ain't never droppin' these pants again.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
Why? Because you won't be wearing any?

Date: 2010-01-23 11:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
An' jus' maybe this is one dream I can make come true.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Says you. You even wearin' a thong under those pants?

Date: 2010-01-23 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
You can always find out...

Date: 2010-01-23 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Sure thing, if I can work out how to peel that tight leather off of your ass. Seriously, are those spray-on trousers?

Date: 2010-01-23 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
Yeah, it's the latest fashion by Krylon.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Hot damn, it's time I got me some bad-ass paint-stripper.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
I dunno. Those nails seemed to work just fine the first time we met.

Date: 2010-01-23 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Yeah, but y'weren't wearin' those trousers the first time we met. Y'were wearin' shorts. An' they didn't stay on for too long, either.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
I know what did stay on, though.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
Not much, considering that shower. Next time, you should hang around long enough for me to wash your back.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Y'sure y'want that, darlin'? I've been told it'd look like somebody hosin' down a rug.

Oh, and the thing that stayed on? It was that wicked grin o'yours.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
Yeah, well.

I wasn't the only one smiling.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Don't think I stopped grinnin' since, either.

Damn, but I ain't felt this young in years.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jurisimmortalis.livejournal.com
Y'know... I don't think I have either.

Date: 2010-01-24 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
You gonna keep this smile on my face, Wildcat?

Date: 2010-01-24 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Who's bein' the tease now?

Date: 2010-01-24 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxrain.livejournal.com
OMG! I am NOT calling it THAT!

Date: 2010-01-24 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com
Babe, y'won't be able to call it anythin' when you got your mouth full.

Date: 2010-01-24 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pdxrain.livejournal.com
You're so funny, I think I forgot to laugh.

Date: 2010-01-24 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guardyourlife.livejournal.com
*boogies* *is total D2 geekfan*

;)

Date: 2010-01-24 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guardyourlife.livejournal.com
(ooc: *nudges* (http://community.livejournal.com/team_x/218216.html?thread=7167336#t7167336)

;D)

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