watch_the_nails: (Future!Verse - Kayla's Car)
Victor Creed ([personal profile] watch_the_nails) wrote2010-01-16 08:31 pm

Bandwagon Time, Whatever.

Okay, fine.

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

I'm blaming [livejournal.com profile] jurisimmortalis for this one.

((OOC: Open to any-verse, any time.))

[identity profile] movetheearth.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Aren't you curious to watch Duncan does (all of) Dallas? or maybe Porn Wars: The Dick Strikes Back?

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
You have got t'be kiddin' me!

[identity profile] movetheearth.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I've got a copy of 'Good Will Humping' or maybe 'Batman in Robin' for you to see. Though I reckon you like your war films so perhaps 'Shaving Ryan's Privates' but then again perhaps you'd like 'Andy does Wonderland.'

Any of those titles do it for you?

((OOC: Mun dying from film titles, thanks))

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut the fuck up! I don't need to hear about any of this!

((OOC: Mun sends love & would like to say a couple of those are real ;) ))

[identity profile] movetheearth.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
No no you don't just listen Victor you watch!

Jeez for a guy who likes to fuck you'd think you'd know what to do with porn!

((OOC: Sadly enough, mun believes you and is not surprised!))

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I know what to do with porn! I just ain't watchin' anythin' where balls are gonna be touchin'!

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
My loss? I ain't the one lookin' hopeful every time I drop my soap in the shower!

[identity profile] movetheearth.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh right says the guy who has obviously been looking then huh!?

And if we're going on how often people drop the soap I think Wade might need a good talking to about sexuality and the birdn'bees.

[identity profile] watch-the-nails.livejournal.com 2010-01-17 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Please, puppy, when was the last time I even took a shower?

I think Stryker shacked him up in the wrong dorm.