Bandwagon Time, Whatever.

[watch_the_nails]

Okay, fine.

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

I'm blaming jurisimmortalis for this one.

((OOC: Open to any-verse, any time.))

Comments

[un-move-able.livejournal.com]

As if you'd actually do anything asked... alright then, here goes.

Be my personal punching bag.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

...y'know what, I swear I actually laughed for a whole second there, Fred. A whole damn second.

[slimy-droog.livejournal.com]

Why, cause gettin yer arse whupped that one time was so bloody hysterical?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

What the-

...shut the fuck up! You weren't even there. An' I didn't get my ass whupped.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

We're gonna drink and talk. Just the two of us. No women. No talking about women. You know I'm gonna accidentally mention Jean at some point, but... get over it.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

So we're gonna be gay for a night?

That's fine, maybe I can slip in the fact that I fucked her at some point. Just like I slipped it into her. Oh yes, I went there.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

You can't go without women for one day?

Keep it up, and it's gonna be 24 hours of cutting your balls off. Repeatedly.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

No offence, Jimmy, but I'd rather spend twenty-four hours of my life cooped up with a copy of Playboy and a bottle of Jack's than have t'talk non-stop bullshit with you.

Kept it up as long as it needed t'be up. You're the one who mentioned Jean in the first place.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you care, you piece of shit.

I'm the one who fucked her first, too. Funny how that works.

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

Massage my feet.

TMI!Verse Baby, Oh Yeah!

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, baby, I just can't wait to get my claws into your... what? Wait, what?

Re: TMI!Verse Baby, Oh Yeah!

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

You heard me. For the first hour, you're massaging my feet.

With your hands, so you can stop thinking about how to hit pressure points with your dick.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the most boring thing I would ever have to do.

[pdxrain.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Foot massage does sound nice.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

What the hell is it with me an' women wantin' goddamn foot massages?

[pdxrain.livejournal.com]

[chuckling] You try wearing high heels for eight hours! A foot massage would sound good to you too. Especially from someone with good strong hands like yours.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the high heels, babe. But I wouldn't mind gettin' these strong hands of mine on you again.

[movetheearth.livejournal.com]

Foot massage.... oh wait no changed my mind.

You know what I'm not going to request anything gay, anal or sex related. HAH! Had you fooled!

I'm going to say that I'd want you to get some therapy. Serious therapy and maybe some relationship counselling.

OR

maybe I'll just make you listen to me rabbit on and on about my sex life and watch gay porn.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Puppy, if you ever try an' make me watch any of that shit, you're the one who's gonna need the therapy.

[movetheearth.livejournal.com]

Aren't you curious to watch Duncan does (all of) Dallas? or maybe Porn Wars: The Dick Strikes Back?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

You have got t'be kiddin' me!

[acold-burden.livejournal.com]

Either put a pair of neko ears on you or...have you sniff out a few people. *grin*

((OOC: Mun is amused and agrees about the neko ears.))

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Neko-what?

...what the hell is that supposed to mean?

((OOC: Mun is gunna have to figure out where she can get some ear...))

[acold-burden.livejournal.com]

Y'know...cat ears?

((OOC: Should be no surprise that this mun already HAS cat ears!))

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

...cat ears? Why the hell would I want cat ears?