Day Two: Nine Things About Yourself
Apr. 24th, 2011 12:36 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
watch_the_nails1. Creed ain't my real name.
2. The nails on my feet match the ones on my hands. Hey, when was the last time you saw a cat with claws on his forepaws but not his hind feet?
3. Some of ya make the mistake of thinkin' that I'm just a big, dumb animal, an' that suits me just fine - makes it that much easier t'outsmart ya. But I can read an' I do read, an' my favorite book is 'Of Mice And Men' by John Steinbeck. Lenny reminds me of... someone I know. Heh.
4. I ain't worn anythin' under my trousers in a hundred an' eighty years an' I ain't gonna start now.
5.I still pray, sometimes. But I don't think He bothers listenin' any more, an' I don't blame Him.
6. My favorite flavor of ice-cream is Ben an' Jerry's Phish Food.
7. I've watched Jimmy havin' sex.
8. My Lai was the most fuckin' fun I had in a long, long time.
9. I AIN'T GAY.
2. The nails on my feet match the ones on my hands. Hey, when was the last time you saw a cat with claws on his forepaws but not his hind feet?
3. Some of ya make the mistake of thinkin' that I'm just a big, dumb animal, an' that suits me just fine - makes it that much easier t'outsmart ya. But I can read an' I do read, an' my favorite book is 'Of Mice And Men' by John Steinbeck. Lenny reminds me of... someone I know. Heh.
4. I ain't worn anythin' under my trousers in a hundred an' eighty years an' I ain't gonna start now.
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6. My favorite flavor of ice-cream is Ben an' Jerry's Phish Food.
7. I've watched Jimmy havin' sex.
8. My Lai was the most fuckin' fun I had in a long, long time.
9. I AIN'T GAY.
