I'm a disappointment, father, an' that's all I'm ever gonna be. It weren't my choice to be born like this. I didn't ask for it. It weren't my fault. I did what I could, I did everythin' that you demanded, I tried so hard t'be the son that y'always wanted; would it have been too much t'ask of you that maybe for once - just once - you coulda been proud of me?
...whaddaya want? Y'really wanna know whose shoes I pissed in this week? You ain't gettin' shit outta me on this one.