1. What’s your name? Wade 2. Are we close? In deep, loathing, saturated hatred. 3. What do you honestly think of me? You're like that dog on the other side of the fence that's all chained up. You know, the one I can stab with a stick and throw rocks bricks at. 4. Am I one of your best friends? You're my favorite thing to annoy. Does that count? 5. Would you kiss me? If I wanted to throw up. 6. Would you hug me? Of course I would. Everyone needs a hug, and a kick me sign on the back. 7. Describe me in 3 words. Big. Stupid. Hairy. 8. If you had me for 30 minutes, what would you do? Unfortunately I 'have' you for the endurance of this team. And you know what I do. 9. What was your first impression of me? Is that an overgrown throw rug? 10. Do you still think the same? Yep. 11. What reminds you of me? Anything that smells. 12. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A bar of soap. 14. What do you like best about me? You're the only one around here besides Zero who is actually doing this because you enjoy it. 15. Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't? Please. This is me you're talking about. 16. Could you ever love me? I love you like an ass loves hemorrhoids. 17. Give me a nickname and explain why. サスカッチ do I really need to? 18. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you? - If I'm bored enough. 19. Anything to say before you go? Nah, I'll smell you later.
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Date: 2010-04-15 03:36 pm (UTC)2. Are we close? In deep, loathing, saturated hatred.
3. What do you honestly think of me? You're like that dog on the other side of the fence that's all chained up. You know, the one I can stab with a stick and throw
rocksbricks at.4. Am I one of your best friends? You're my favorite thing to annoy. Does that count?
5. Would you kiss me? If I wanted to throw up.
6. Would you hug me? Of course I would. Everyone needs a hug, and a kick me sign on the back.
7. Describe me in 3 words. Big. Stupid. Hairy.
8. If you had me for 30 minutes, what would you do? Unfortunately I 'have' you for the endurance of this team. And you know what I do.
9. What was your first impression of me? Is that an overgrown throw rug?
10. Do you still think the same? Yep.
11. What reminds you of me? Anything that smells.
12. If you could give me anything, what would it be? A bar of soap.
14. What do you like best about me? You're the only one around here besides Zero who is actually doing this because you enjoy it.
15. Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't? Please. This is me you're talking about.
16. Could you ever love me? I love you like an ass loves hemorrhoids.
17. Give me a nickname and explain why. サスカッチ do I really need to?
18. Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you? - If I'm bored enough.
19. Anything to say before you go? Nah, I'll smell you later.