Bandwagon Time, Whatever.

[watch_the_nails]

Okay, fine.

If you had me alone, locked up in your house for twenty-four hours and I had to do whatever you wanted me to, what would you have me do?

I'm blaming jurisimmortalis for this one.

((OOC: Open to any-verse, any time.))

Comments

[un-move-able.livejournal.com]

As if you'd actually do anything asked... alright then, here goes.

Be my personal punching bag.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

...y'know what, I swear I actually laughed for a whole second there, Fred. A whole damn second.

[slimy-droog.livejournal.com]

Why, cause gettin yer arse whupped that one time was so bloody hysterical?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

What the-

...shut the fuck up! You weren't even there. An' I didn't get my ass whupped.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

We're gonna drink and talk. Just the two of us. No women. No talking about women. You know I'm gonna accidentally mention Jean at some point, but... get over it.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

So we're gonna be gay for a night?

That's fine, maybe I can slip in the fact that I fucked her at some point. Just like I slipped it into her. Oh yes, I went there.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

You can't go without women for one day?

Keep it up, and it's gonna be 24 hours of cutting your balls off. Repeatedly.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

No offence, Jimmy, but I'd rather spend twenty-four hours of my life cooped up with a copy of Playboy and a bottle of Jack's than have t'talk non-stop bullshit with you.

Kept it up as long as it needed t'be up. You're the one who mentioned Jean in the first place.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Glad to know you care, you piece of shit.

I'm the one who fucked her first, too. Funny how that works.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Didn't say that I didn't care. Just said I wanted to look at porn.

Yeah, well, y'can keep her. I'm done and dusted with that skanky cunt.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

So fuck off and go look at porn.

Call her that again, and your balls really do come off.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't wanna go look at porn right now. Maybe I wanna do that later. Maybe I just wanna sit here an' talk for now.

She's a killer an' a whore. When are y'gonna realise that?

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Maybe I don't.

She's the woman I love, Victor!

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Just said y'did. Make your goddamn mind up, Jesus!

An' if you ain't careful, she's gonna be the one to break your heart for good.

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

Massage my feet.

TMI!Verse Baby, Oh Yeah!

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, baby, I just can't wait to get my claws into your... what? Wait, what?

Re: TMI!Verse Baby, Oh Yeah!

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

You heard me. For the first hour, you're massaging my feet.

With your hands, so you can stop thinking about how to hit pressure points with your dick.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

That sounds like the most boring thing I would ever have to do.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

I don't. Now go fuck yourself, and leave me the hell alone.

Fuck's sake... I ever say this kinda crap about Emma?

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

It's not about you.

Novel concept, hm?

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Thought y'wanted to get all chummy an' friendly, just us boys with no women around?

Actually, I'm pretty sure y'did. An' anyway, Emma ain't the type to open her legs to just anyone an' then lie about it.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Yeah; bored now.

[45825243-t78-a.livejournal.com]

Changed my mind. Got better things to do.

No, she'd be nice and honest about fucking whoever she wants.

[watch-the-nails.livejournal.com]

Like what? Jean?

Don't even start jokin' about that shit.

[and-intothefire.livejournal.com]

If you don't want to get to the later stuff, so be it.

[gets off elsewhere]